Have you heard that the sock fairy is not steeling your socks, but it is the infamous Alot?

In our class we have come across a funny way to look at improper grammar.  We know that a lot is two different words.  We have decided that when we see a lot spelled incorrectly as (alot) our Alot turns into a mystical creature.  Here are two examples of Alots. 

Here is example number one.  When a person says: "I like this popsicle alot" We think: " I like this popsicle, alot"  It is as if that person was talking to our friend the Alot. 

 Here is example number two:
When someone says: "WOW! That is alot of popsicles" We think- "WOW, that is Alot of popsicles"
At this point our magical creature then becomes what ever joins him in the sentence.  This Alot is probably much tastier than Alot of dirt. (So, sorry no pictures were available- the Alot of dirt is rather shy)

If by any chance you are wondering what on earth I am talking about please ask you child and they would be more than happy to explain how the Alot came to be. 

And please feel free to poke as much fun at my drawings as you would like! :)